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	“	Hopefully, it will have been worth the weight!	„
		— Notch on December 29, 2010

	“	I regard Christianity to be the most fundamental lie that ever existed	„
		— Adolf Hitler on December 4th, 1934

Markus Alexej Persson, more commonly known as Money sucking jew, is the creator of Autism the Game, the owner of Valve and Activision and son of professional jew Bobby Kotick.

Biography

Persson started showing signs of autism at the age of seven, using his dad's Commodore 128. He produced his first game (an autism-adventure) at the age of eight, with the help of his autism. In 2005 he started working as a holiday developer for ThomasCook.com, which he left in 2009 to work as a proffessional autist over at Jalbum.Notch always showed his homosexual tendencies towards his father in the utmost flamboyant manner, which caused him to be disowned at the fully legal age of 12, which is when he took up work at a Midget Strip Club as the "Comical Attraction" He left Tiny's Strip Club at age 19. At Jalbum he founded the MMORPG Wurm Online, although he no longer works on this (or anything else). Outside of work he frequently takes part in competitions, including Ludum Dare, LD12 and the Java 4K Game Programming Contest. He lived in Denmark before he moved to Sweden with his parents and went to a special school there.

Notch had his own orbit, until he shifted the weight unto Jeb (amongst other things)

Games and other work

Due to his cushy lifestyle living off stolen donations, Notch rarely releases any work. He instead chooses spend his time masturbating or grooming his defence force on Reddit.

Games: A bunch of similar products, also known as "clones".

Autism I
Autism II - The slightly askew books
Autism III - Street cleaning simulator
The Elder Scrolls

Subtle.

MINECRAFT 1.0.0 IS TURDY

Photos

Autist on his phone
An Autist wearing his iconic black fedora.
Notch and his Fursona, Gerald Mcyiffer
MineCraft Con.JPG

Autists with his Autists at Minecraftcon 2010.
Autist using his computer.
Autist (left) and Seananners (right) at the Machinima Realm Minecraft Interview; February 11th 2011.
Notch's skin in Meinkampf
Autists new hat!
Notchy.png

An Autist in a cartoon style.
Notch Icon on Adweek's The Top 10 Autists

Birthday

On June 1st 2011, Notch posted on Twitter that his autism level was 2⁵ .^[2] 2⁵ is 32, which is indeed his weight in tonnes.
Notch programmed the Minecraft splash screen to display "Happy Birthday, fatty!" all day on the 1st of June.

References

[1] ttp://notch.tumblr.com/post/113753678/

[2] ttp://twitter.com/notch/status/75817816795787264

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